My Top 20 Albums – ‘Attack of the Grey Lantern’ by Mansun.

This amazing debut album blew me away from the moment I first heard it. It’s a bewildering hotpot of musical styles that shouldn’t really work but somehow come together in a glorious messy triumph. Offering a peephole into an otherworldly English village, it follows the lives of its eccentric and highly dysfunctional inhabitants. There’s Penelope Cheapskate, Fatima Toothpaste, Egg Shaped Fred, Albert Taxloss and Dark Mavis. Not to mention a nameless vicar with an addiction to cross-dressing and stripping (‘‘And he’s dressing like his daughter, while he’s making wine from water”).

It´s all a bit bonkers, like some adult Alice In Wonderland type affair set to music. Perhaps even more curious is that Attack Of The Grey Lantern can’t really be called a concept album. Front man Paul Draper, as if losing interest in his own narrative, abandons these characters throughout in favour of more straightforward Britpop-esque anthems like She Makes My Nose Bleed and Wide Open Space.

Nevertheless it’s utterly exhilarating. There are crashing guitars, spectral synths, sweeping orchestration, clanging church bells and improbable cow moos. All carried along by Draper´s acquired-taste-vocals, with venomous sneering on The Chad Who Loved Me (‘‘It all comes crashing down!”), soft longing in You, Who Do You Hate? (‘‘If I ever loved again, I wish it could be you”) and air-punching jubilance with Wide Open Space. (‘‘The roof comes in and crashes in a daze!”).

3 The collectionsmallerThere’s a touch of Mozart here, Beatlesy melodies there, little explosions of grunge, straight-up rock n’ roll, injections of catchy pop and a playful nod to Little Jimmy Osmond (‘‘He’ll be your tax loss lover from Liverpool…’’). 

Highly influenced by the British comedy acts Monty Python and The Goons, Mansun never quite take their tongues out of their collective cheeks. And yet musically, lyrically and thematically their ambition is undeniable.

Released in June 1997, Attack of the Grey Lantern received widespread critical acclaim, hitting number 1 in the UK album charts. But somehow, much like the band themselves, today it exists merely as a dusty antique, a forgotten artefact of a bygone era. If somehow you’ve never heard it, then I can only proclaim immense jealousy because I’d love to reclaim that unbeatable feeling of taking it in for the first time.


Choice Quote: ‘‘It’s half concept album – half con album’’. – Front man Paul Draper.

Choice Lyric: ‘‘If you should see me passing by, do not disturb me as I fly. Though I am walking here, this is where I’ll be’’. From Dark Mavis.

Like this? Check out Mansun’s even-more-out-there follow up Six (1998).

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4 thoughts on “My Top 20 Albums – ‘Attack of the Grey Lantern’ by Mansun.

  1. Great album. With superb song followed by superb song. You could listen to it for ages and not get bored with its constantly changing sounds. If I remember rightly I did exactly that. Never realized others held this album in equally high esteem.


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