Theater 4 – a short story from Qatar.

Theater 4 a short story from Qatar

In the summer of 2001 I boarded a near-empty Qatar Airways flight to Doha. Reuniting with my family who’d recently moved there for my father’s new job, it was my first time living abroad.

Back in the early noughties Qatar wasn’t the most exciting place in the world for a single guy. There were virtually no pubs or nightclubs to speak of, a non-existent dating scene and as far as live music went things were drier than the city’s surrounding deserts (I’m going to pretend UB40’s depressing stop in Doha never happened).

For those literally unable to survive a few days without a drink, (all my fellow English teachers) there were just two options. A) Get an expensive license that allowed you to drink alcohol strictly in the comfort of your own home or B) Drag yourself over to one of the city’s soulless hotel bars (usually The Marriot or The Sheraton).

The Sheraton Hotel – Doha.

During my first few months in Doha I gave the hotel option a try but it was an invariably sad and suffocating affair. A glass of beer for the price of a second hand car served by officious, glassy-eyed staff who hovered around you all the time. The grim realization that I was the only guy there under the age of fifty and not wearing a suit hardly helped matters. If all that wasn’t enough to have me pining for teetotalism, then the house band was always on hand to tip the balance. These groups were typically mannequin-beautiful Filipino threesomes covering 80s power ballads. And so the evening would play out through a grating flow of cheesy keyboards, saccharine, eyes-closed vocals and the gentle patter of barely polite applause.

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It was during one such evening at The Sheraton that I found myself perched at the bar between two exhausted businessmen; the three of us looking on in horror as a wittily named outfit called Qatar-tonia trawled their way through an abysmal version of Road Rage‘‘F****ing awful aren’t they?’’ said the fatter of the two men, grey hair, balding. ‘‘Like cardboard cutouts’’. ‘‘I wish they were cardboard cutouts’’ muttered the other, fiddling with the pink flag-on-a-stick protruding from the top of his cocktail. ‘‘Then I could pick them up and throw them out the bloody window’’.

Although only twenty three years old at the time, I was nevertheless left feeling a bit like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation. Except there was no Scarlett Johansson to look at. Perhaps unsurprisingly it was there and then that I privately declared myself finished with the Doha bar scene.

Scarlett Johansson – not at The Sheraton Hotel in Doha.

Embracing the city’s sedate charms, I settled into a routine more appropriate for families and seniors. Morning reading in Al Bidda Park, tennis with a friend at one of the city’s sports clubs. A coffee in the mall, evening strolls through The Iranian Souk or the corniche. Traditional Qatari music at a fancy garden restaurant. It didn’t exactly set the pulse racing but how could I complain? I was making money and life was pleasant… comfortable… safe.

The city also had a couple of huge cinema complexes. Before long I found myself catching a film two to three times a week, with Saturday evening nailed down as my fixed movie night. It felt great to have my finger on the pulse of the latest releases, plus the Doha cinema experience proved quite unique. Always interesting, often amusing, sometimes baffling, never boring.

Theater 4 at the City Center Mall quickly became my second home. It was hardly ever busy, to the extent that I’d often find myself perfectly alone in its galactic darkness. Training Day, A Beautiful Mind, Artificial Intelligence; at times I felt so consumed by the stories up on the big screen that it seemed these movies had been made just for me.

A Beautiful Mindsmaller

So often was I the only one there that I ended up befriending Theater 4’s goofy but kindhearted steward, a young Sri Lankan boy with bad acne only partially camouflaged by wisps of sporadic facial hair. With clearly nothing better to do, he’d amiably chat with me before and after each performance, occasionally treating me to free snacks. A bag of popcorn here, an extra-large coke there. Most memorably a plate of salsa-drenched nachos. ‘‘Is ok!!!’’ he’d insist with a devilish wink each time I feigned protest. ‘‘You is good customer sir’’.

For a brief period I dated a beautiful but ultimately elusive dark-haired Swede called Kristin. And it was much to the delight of the steward when she began accompanying me on my Saturday night rituals. One time, as we sat enduring the Keanu Reeves snoozefest Sweet November, he noticed her shivering in the blast of the way-too-cold air con. A grave look on his face, I caught him stroking his chin thoughtfully before disappearing from view. When he returned some minutes later it was with a woolen blanket, which Kristin gratefully draped over herself as the steward stood grinning at us both, thumbs aloft. When things between Kristin and I petered out a few months later the poor old steward seemed more broken up about it than I was. ‘‘Terrible shame’’ he tut-tutted, handing me a consolatory pack of M&M’s.

With Kristin at Theater 4.

During my first weeks at Theater 4 I barely noticed that the movies I was watching had been tampered with, even though I was well aware of censorship in Qatar. As a rule of thumb violence seemed to be absolutely fine. Sir Anthony Hopkins feeding Ray Liotta part of his own brain in Hannibal? No problem! Possessed miners performing stomach-churning acts of self-mutilation in John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars? Bring it on! After all, there were much much worse things to be subjected to. Such as Julia Stiles smooching her dancer boyfriend in Save the Last Dance, or Nicole Kidman cavorting around in a raunchy outfit for Moulin Rouge. At first these shortened scenes and edited conversations amused me. But I wasn’t laughing when a key part of Monster’s Ball, (Halle Berry rolling around on the floor with Billy Bob Thornton) was omitted entirely, affecting the very understanding of the plot.

Nor was I seeing the funny side during Bridget Jones’ Diary, a film so mercilessly cut up and thrown back together it made barely a lick of sense. And yet even that wasn’t a patch on American Pie 2, an unforgivable mess that was so gutted from head to toe it actually clocked in at 35 minutes! (Though in all seriousness the uncut version wasn’t much better).

An unforgivable mess!

Once I’d satisfied my curiosity for just how much the censors could screw up a movie I pretty much left comedies and dramas alone, focusing my energies on thrillers, horrors and action flicks. In this regard my most memorable Theater 4 night came in May, 2002 when a friend and I went to see Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

Theater 4 was packed to the rafters that evening and the mood was… festive… to say the least. Securing a seat a few rows from the back, I enjoyed great views of the madness below. There were very few westerners in attendance and those that were found themselves swallowed up amidst noisy families and large, howling groups of teenage boys. With the film well underway I found my view blocked by a gaggle of young girls who bobbed about throwing popcorn at each other.

Two rows ahead a pair of middle-aged men sat openly debating god-knows-what in guttural Arabic, seemingly oblivious to the action taking place on the screen before them. Elsewhere, a number of mobile phones began ringing, their owners happy enough to take the calls right there and then with no regard at all for anyone around them. When Yoda first appeared there was a manic cheer that rippled across an entire row somewhere down the front. One or two people had gotten themselves so excited they’d sprung up from their seats, whooping loudly and punching the air; their silhouettes snaking across the screen. 

“Yoda!!! Whoo-hoo!”

People also wandered in and out as they pleased, as if they were in their own front room. The whole evening was a bizarre, intoxicating experience that turned out to be far more entertaining than anything George Lucas had come up with for the actual movie.

2001/2002 was a decent period for mainstream cinema and throughout my regular visits to Theater 4 I saw pretty much everything that was worth watching, as well as plenty of crap that wasn’t. Now, when I think back on my days in Doha I recall not only the hand-picked quotes of my favorite students, the melodic sound of the call to prayer or the mouthwatering smell of sizzling market meat.

I also look back fondly on those countless hours melted away in blissful solitude. I remember the utterly gorgeous, fairy-like Audrey Tautou in Amélie and the compelling, impending sense of doom in Donnie Darko. I think of Kristin’s arm wrapped around mine and our futile attempts to understand what the hell was going on in Mulholland Drive. These, and other dreamlike snapshots come back to me from time to time, wrapped up as they are in the fabric of those carefree nights within the protective shadows of Theater 4.

‘Theater 4’ is the seventh chapter of my short story series The Qatar Collection.

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8 thoughts on “Theater 4 – a short story from Qatar.

  1. The Sheraton was a weird place to party even at new year. I remember when I went to the cinema a rich Arab behind me was smoking and blowing it blatantly in my ear!

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  2. I would love to experience cinema in other countries! Great read!
    What do you think has become of the Sri Lankan boy? Did he ever go and watch the movies at all?

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  3. Funnily enough the boy and I never talked movies! He didn’t seem all that interested in what was happening up on the screen. Like most Indians, Sri Lankans and Filipinos living in Doha at that time I imagine he stayed until he’d saved up a certain amount of money and then returned home to maybe buy a small property and start a family.


  4. Hmmmm… I had imagined him being so into movies this was his way of being close to them. My mistake 😉 I sometimes confuse people’s intent to work at a cinema with my own 😉

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